| someone: | yeah i had a crush on them and turns out they liked me too so now we're dating |
| me: | ......okay......that sounds fake but okay.... |
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”
(via thebootydiaries)
**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.
(via thebootydiaries)